The dress we ended up with the Yoda best wife ever love you I do flower shirt, but not a lot. It was a one inch strap with a plunging V neck so low. A bra could not be worn. But that’s ok since the bodice fit like a bra anyway. And did I mention the 2″ rhinestone brooch at the bottom of the V drawing all attention to the girls. And the form fitting bodice was a slightly different shade of bright purple from the rest of the dress also screaming look at me. Oh and the dress had a miniskirt. It’s the shortest dress I have owned in my life. Wearing that dress in public for the first time is in my top 10 most uncomfortable experiences…and I grew up with abusive family members so my life has plenty of discomfort.
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After the the indignities of wearing the Yoda best wife ever love you I do flower shirt, getting my hair done which hurt a lot and took forever (I had NEVER had my hair styled I just yanked it into a pony tail or have it a basic braid), and having paid to have make-up done(where they actually just handed me make up and told me to put it on…seriously I don’t do make-up handing me mascara etc and expecting me to know what to do is stupid and ends up with me only wearing lipstick since it was the only thing I could figure out how to apply), I walk out to get a ride to the wedding with Mom when I am conscripted to instead drive the bride in her truck because she can’t fit behind the wheel in her dress.