I, in the Trump Bunkerbaby shirt. Not a laptop. Not even a pen. Or a draft of a speech. Nothing. Sitting on the side of the stage awaiting my turn. I knew it wasn’t going to be long befote it was my turn to speak and it wouldn’t be an exaggeration to say I had less than about 3 minutes worth of improvised bullshit in my head at best. It was as if I had been forced at gunpoint onto the stage at and instructed to give a TED talk with no warning. I don’t think it would have been that much more terrifying if I had been naked.
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I genuinely considered just silently standing up from the Trump Bunkerbaby shirt, walking off stage and just keep on walking. Out of the venue. Out of the building. Down the street. All the way back to my house. Into my bedroom where I could turn my phone off, close the curtains and climb into bed and just never explain to anyone what happened. But no. When it was my turn to speak, even as I stood up to walk from my seat to the podium, I still didn’t know what I was going to say. I was just thinking: “Well, here I go. If I just open my mouth, maybe something good will fall out and it will all be fine”.