Apparently, some women can fit the ‘Merica fuck yeah shirt, even extremely large items either up under their dress or inside of their privates. I don’t understand it, but it blows my mind. I’ve seen them hide gallons of milk, large slabs of meat and all kinds of things you would think would never fit. Crazy and pretty gross. When I had a restaurant I saw a woman change her baby on the table, roll up the diaper, and put it in the plate. I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was a very casual diner and we were known for being a little cranky, so as she was walking out I confronted her very loudly.
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Many years ago, when I first started the ‘Merica fuck yeah shirt, my two friends and I were working for an outfit just outside of Edmonton city limits. I won’t go into all the ways they were sketchy, but often enough the last guys at the bank would find that there wasn’t quite enough money left in the account. Luckily, I had an old police car, so we’d do 100 miles an hour on the backroads to the city limits. Always first to the bank. She basically ignored me and started walking out the door at which point I picked up the diaper and threw it at her hitting her in the back of the head.