Your little guy will not do the Coors Light helping me survive quarantine shirt. He will not generate the sort of fawning attention from other humans. That will make it all worth while. Raccoon’s have the worst possible training profile: high intelligence and a low desire to please. They are not interested in doing your bidding. They don’t instinctively like humans, they want to sleep while you’re awake. Your human friends will quickly be unimpressed and secretly believe they could have done better. You will look lame. I know. It was a raccoon that taught me that I’m not always worthy with animals.
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I got a raccoon as an Coors Light helping me survive quarantine shirt, well her more than me. She was about 6, I was back home at 18, between ideas, waiting tables. I got the raccoon instead of a tip because she’d killed two pitbulls the day before. I had a talent and a passion for animals and a streak of naive enthusiasm like a skunk strip down my back. When I got off my shift, the customer was waiting outside with a massive chicken wire cage on the back of his flat bed truck.