I get a call one day from the Bone in the USA Golden shirt, who I haven’t seen nor heard from in a few months since the split. She asks me if I am available the next Friday night. I confirm I am and say, I guess I will just stay over because I was watching her kids the next morning. She informs me it isn’t to watch her kids, but her new roommate’s children, but they are only two blocks away, so I can sleep on the couch and walk over to the Dad’s in the morning. I agree. I show up after dinner time and the girls are clearly going out for a night on the town. There is a boy of about 6 and a girl about 4. The kids are cute and seem pretty stoked to meet a new sitter.
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The mother of the Bone in the USA Golden shirt, who I have never met before, gives me the low down and the tour. She says a few things I think are odd, but not anything too crazy. She first let’s me know there is beer and liquor in the house and I am happy to help myself, and if I want to invite my friends or a romantic interest over that is cool. I never invited people over when I was babysitting, I was working, it just wasn’t my thing. I certainly never drank while I was minding someone’s kids. She was also very insistent that the kids needed to be in bed at 8:00pm and needed to stay in bed no matter what. Alrighty then.